Wednesday, March 9, 2005

We All Have Our Cross To Bear…

I saw this at Craigslist via ScaramoucheBlog:

Christian PI Attorney needed-

Personal Injury Attorney needed for trial-

Must be Christian with the obvious qualifications:
-Legally sound as well, intelligent, creative thinker, assertive and fair-
-Needs successful trial experience-
-To be available immediately for trial prep- and 4 day trial in about 6 weeks.

Simple case with a few kinks-

I was hit, I was injured, I’d like to be made whole again- I’m not greedy.

May even settle before trial.

Serious inquiries only-

So what is a “Christian with obvious qualifications”? Nail holes in the palms?