Via TAPPED:

The people at Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays and Gays (PFOX), the anti-Parents and Friends of Gays and Lesbians (PFLAG), are reaching out to high school students and urging them to counter gay/straight alliances in high school by starting Ex-Gay clubs. In text that sounds straight from the Onion: “Clubs can be started by students who have never been gay (everstraights), ex-gay students, and those struggling with unwanted same sex attraction.”

Once they get that club started, they can start one for African-Americans who don’t want to be black anymore.