I will probably watch Billy Crystal’s opening monologue and then go to sleep. The only film I saw this year that is up for Best Picture is Hugo and I don’t think it will win.

I really don’t care much about the rest of the awards, so the only prediction that I will make is that someone will say something risque or political and it will be the cue for the Very Serious People and the Orcosphere to go nuts and blame it on President Obama.