Mitt Romney is not at all happy at the untoward nature the campaign rhetoric is taking on.

The president’s campaign has put out a campaign that’s talking about me and attacking me. I think it’s just demeaning to the nature of the process, particularly when we face the kinds of challenges we face.

Yes, why can’t we have a campaign of honest discourse that concerns itself only with the issues that really matter? Why do we have to talk about how un-American Barack Obama is, how he doesn’t get how capitalism works, how he wants to destroy the job creators so that he can give all their hard-earned money to the lazy blah people who don’t even want to look for work? Why do you have to keep pestering Mitt Romney about trivial things like his taxes, his wealth, his work history, and what he did when he last held a job working for the government? That’s not important. Why? Because he says so, that’s why, and if you can’t accept that, well, you’re just a petty partisan who only wants to destroy America and turn it over to the queers.

I hope the Obama campaign doubles down on everything just to watch this pompous, arrogant, patriarchal and entitled coward get his magic knickers in a twist and blame it all on the Ni-CLANG dog.