Friday, February 1, 2013

3 barks and woofs on “News Flash

  1. I believe Cubans are by and large descendants of African slaves who were brought to the Caribbean to work the sugar cane fields. No white worker could stand the long hours in the tropical sun, wielding the machete and enduring the slashing of the sharp cane leaves. They mixed with native Indians and produced that pure, hardworking breed Rush admires so much. Not much different a background from the mixture of endemic natives in Mexico with the French and Spanish who conquered them. Please, someone, send the man a book.

  2. My evil twin struggled out of her chains, ripped off her gag, and suggested that he develop cancer of the pancreas, dying painfully and soon.

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