Friday, February 15, 2013

Pandamonium

Who says those people over at FreedomWorks, the corporate entity behind the astroturf Tea Party, are a bunch of stuffy old bores who harrumph all day about Kenyan Socialism?  These folks know how to get down.

panda-hillaryAn internal investigation of FreedomWorks—the prominent conservative advocacy group and super-PAC—has focused on president Matt Kibbe’s management of the organization, his use of its resources, and a controversial book deal he signed, according to former FreedomWorks officials who have met with the private lawyers conducting the probe. One potential topic for the inquiry is a promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group and a Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton. [Author's note: The previous sentence contains no typos.]

Are these people available for Date Night?