A few things I saw while looking around the internet during daylight hours:

• “I said what?” — Ohio Gov. John Kasich was for civil unions until he found out what he said.

• “I called dibs!” — Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum discussed teaming up to form a “unity ticket” to run against Mitt Romney last year until they couldn’t agree who would be at the top of the ticket.

• Dodged that bullet — Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) says he’s not gay, so he won’t marry one.

Carry on.