I’ve been having a little trouble with my e-mail service — nothing we can’t handle — but it’s also led to some interesting spam getting through. Here’s one piece in its entirety under the subject line of “buuyy VjaqrRa sSupEer Acctivve – otherwise you’ll have impoettence”:
I was ill.
Not even neighbors.
Spring time – dating time! Don’t forget Viagra! Best prices ever at our drugstore!
We dont speak.
Family devotion only goes so far for most people on reaping day.
The e-mail originated in the Netherlands. Those Dutch can be so dramatic.
And then there was a notification from PayPal that contained my receipt for a payment of $149.49 to “anders gezelius.” The e-mail came “napkint772 @ animaldildo.com”. Animaldildo.com, Gracie? Seriously?
So a poet can have impoettence? Is that like writer’s block?
I was told – I think by you – to refrain from opening this stuff even if tempted because it could cause lasting damage. Consult your physician if the effects last more than 18 hours.
I am in Tx. a long way from the Netherlands laughing my you no what off.