Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Where To Relax in Rome

After a tough day at the Vatican, there’s just one place to go to relax:

Vatican Gay Bathhouse 03-12-13A day ahead of the papal conclave, faces at the scandal-struck Vatican were even redder than usual after it emerged that the Holy See had purchased a €23 million (£21 million) share of a Rome apartment block that houses Europe’s biggest gay sauna.

The senior Vatican figure sweating the most due to the unlikely proximity of the gay Europa Multiclub is probably Cardinal Ivan Dias, the head of the Congregation for Evangelisation of Peoples, who is due to participate in tomorrow’s election at the Sistine Chapel.

This 76-year-old “prince of the church” enjoys a 12-room apartment on the first-floor of the imposing palazzo, at 2 Via Carducci, just yards from the ground floor entrance to the steamy flesh pot. There are 18 other Vatican apartments in the block, many of which house priests.

The surprise isn’t that the Vatican owns a gay bathhouse; it’s that they haven’t franchised it yet.

Via JMG.

4 barks and woofs on “Where To Relax in Rome

  1. I just saw a news clip (Remember I grew up in the Catholic Church), of the Conclave, and they are having Mass. Not a female of any age to be seen. I have no idea why the Holy Spirit would choose to speak to males more than to females. It never made a lick of sense to me. I have no idea why they need all the fancy clothes, and it appears, fancy apartments. Jesus didn’t need them.
    Jesus also protected children. I could go on, but I need to get to work.

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