Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Don’t Mince Words

A resident of Boston does not cotton to the conspiracy theorists’ claim that the FBI set the bombs at the Marathon.

Most assuredly NSFW.

A rough transcript:

Dear Sir, you are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch.

My, that felt good.

HT to John Cole.

2 barks and woofs on “Don’t Mince Words

  1. Being less politically correct, I’d opt for this:

    You’re a rotter Mr Conspiricist
    You’re the king of sinful sots
    Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
    Mr Conspiricist

    Your sole is a appalling dump heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
    Mangled up in tangled up knots.

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