Tuesday, June 18, 2013

What A Jerk

Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) wants to ban abortion so that male fetuses are not deprived of the pleasure of masturbation, a subject he claims to be an expert in.

“This is a subject that I do know something about,” said Burgess, a former OB/GYN, during the House hearing first reported by RH Reality Check. “There is no question in my mind that a baby at 20 weeks after conception can feel pain. The fact of the matter is, I argue with the chairman because I thought the date was far too late. We should be setting this at 15 weeks, 16 weeks.”

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” Burgess continued. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?”

Do these people hear themselves when they say this stuff out loud?

2 barks and woofs on “What A Jerk

  1. If Rep. Burgess does not wish to have an abortion that’s fine. Somehow I don’t think this is something he has to worry about. However, don’t tell someone else what medical decisions they should make. Burgess is just icky. Fetuses masturbating? Really how does your mind go there?

  2. Evidently, male fetuses have the manual dexterity to do this at 15 weeks, even though the actual baby (the one that is actually born) doesn’t have the dexterity to do any of this for months. Also, female fetuses don’t have this capacity at all, because, um…

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