Driftglass offers an insight into the finalists for the debate tomorrow night.
Three former governors, one sitting governor, one former US senator, one sitting US senator and the only woman in the field were aced out of starting positions at the Republican Goat Rodeo by a revival tent huckster, an openly batshit doctor and a thug-tempered carnival barker with a comb-over.
Congratulations, GOP. I’m sure, somewhere in the Great Beyond, Abraham Lincoln and Dwight Eisenhower are looking down upon you…
…and trying to figure a way to nuke the entire party from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Only the finest popcorn in the land will do.
(In truth, I’m sticking with my plan to get out of the country and go see real theatre. You could deliver this clown show to me with candy and a stripper and I still wouldn’t watch.)