Monday, October 12, 2015

Open Carry

This is brilliant.

Students at the University Of Texas at Austin are planning to protest a new law that permits the concealed carry of handguns on campus — with dildos.

The “campus carry” law passed by the Texas legislature and signed by the Governor in June, requires UT Austin and the other campuses in the UT system to allow students to carry guns on campus. It gives the schools some discretion on how to implement the law.

The protest is designed to draw attention to the fact that carrying a dildo to class could be “prohibited expression” under university rules. The rules prohibit “any writing or visual image, or engage in any public performance, that is obscene.”

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO. Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play,” the organizer, Jessica Jin, wrote.

On Facebook, 1,800 people have registered for the event, which is scheduled for next August when the law goes into effect.

When you get right down to it, it really is all about who’s got the biggest one.

4 barks and woofs on “Open Carry

  1. So I am legally carrying my gun when shooting breaks out over there. I haven’t the faintest idea what is going on so maybe I will just go over there to check it out. Oh there is a guy in a swat uniform. I’ll just wave my gun to show him I am ok over here.

    Does anyone think these things through.

  2. Now imagine the same scenario with dildoes. I’m guessing the results are pretty much the same: the SWAT guy shoots you, perhaps more out of perplexity than fear, but you’re still shot. And I, personally, have never relished the idea of dying with a dildo in my hand.

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