Monday, November 2, 2015

Know Your Enema

On Meet the Press, David Brooks has the cure for what ails us: Jeb! the laxative.

Via C&L:

DAVID BROOKS: If I were him I’d lead with his strengths. And just say, “I’m boring. I’m boring. Is our problem in Washington we don’t have enough boringness? No. We’ve got too much craziness. And so I’m going to be a sedative. I’m going to be a laxative, I guess. You know, I’m going to calm you down.”

CHUCK TODD: Well, that will now trend on social media.

Yeah, probably, and while I’m not an M.D., I don’t think a laxative is the same thing as a sedative.

Hey, it could have been worse: he could have compared him to a feminine hygiene product… and the bag it came in.

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