Wednesday, January 27, 2016

No Fair

Dispatches from the playground indicate that Donald Trump will not show up at tomorrow night’s debate because Megyn Kelly of Fox News is a meanie and a poopy-head.  Nyah.

Fox News, in a rare display of genuine middle-school humor, hit back.

We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president — a nefarious source tells us that Trump has his own secret plan to replace the Cabinet with his Twitter followers to see if he should even go to those meetings.

Heh.