Wednesday, July 8, 2015

In The Dictionary Under “Twerp”

You will find this little man.

“Look closely at this Hillary photo; isn’t that a Confederate flag behind her on the bookshelf?” D’Souza tweeted, above a black and white photo showing a young Clinton with a Confederate flag displayed nearby.

The image was almost immediately debunked as a doctored version of a Getty photo taken of Clinton while she was a student at Wellesley, in which no such flag appears.

He finally acknowledged that the photo was a fake but redeemed himself by mocking Ms. Clinton’s appearance.  Um, yeah, that’s classy.

The New York Times Magazine ran a profile of this pathetic soul in which he blamed his arrest, conviction, and incarceration on liberals, Obama, and everybody but himself for making him cheat on his wife, getting fired from his job, and demanding that he be let out of jail for summer vacation.

Friday, June 5, 2015

What A Creep, Ctd.

Mike Huckabee keeps on creeping on.

In a segment of “The Huckabee Report” that aired in January, the Republican presidential candidate had trouble reconciling feminists’ efforts to get a British tabloid to stop running photos of topless models with their efforts to draw attention to the double standard between displaying male and female nudity on platforms like the photo-sharing service Instagram. BuzzFeed News flagged the segment on Thursday.

“It’s getting harder to keep up with what you’re supposed to believe to be a good feminist,” Huckabee said, according to audio posted by BuzzFeed News.

He then named comedian Chelsea Handler — who’s repeatedly baited Instagram with topless photos — and singer Miley Cyrus as participants in the feminist “crusade to allow women to walk around in public shirtless, the way some men do.”

“So, are topless photos of women an offensive display of sexism, or an empowering blow against sexism?” he asked. “I have a feeling most men don’t care much either way.”

Ugh.  For a man who professes to be the moral compass for America, he sure is hung up on other people’s private lives and body parts.

Oh, and getting lectures from Mike Huckabee about feminism is like getting lectured about veganism by an alligator.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Friday, April 10, 2015

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Feeding The Hand That Bites You

Tucker Carlson proves for the umpteenth time that he’s a craven toady.

The blogger Mickey Kaus has quit his job at The Daily Caller after the conservative site’s editor-in-chief, Tucker Carlson, pulled a critical column about Fox News from the site, Kaus told the On Media blog on Tuesday.

“It’s pretty simple,” Kaus said in an interview, “I wrote a piece attacking Fox for not being the opposition on immigration and amnesty — for filling up the airwaves with reports on ISIS and terrorism, and not fulfilling their responsibility of being the opposition on amnesty and immigration…. I posted it at 6:30 in the morning. When I got up, Tucker had taken it down. He said, ‘We can’t trash Fox on the site. I work there.'”

Carlson, who co-founded The Daily Caller in 2010, is a conservative contributor to Fox News and the host of its weekend edition of “Fox & Friends.”

Not that I have any sympathy for Mickey Kaus, who seems to think that the worst thing in the world is that some brown person with a vowel at the end of their name has a job picking fruit in California, but the idea that Tucker Carlson would have any kind of journalistic ambitions other than to put up a site that grifts money from the gullible is ludicrous.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Another Boob in Playboy

Former Vice President Dick Cheney in an interview in Playboy.  (Really.)

“I look at Barack Obama and I see the worst president of my lifetime, without question,” Cheney told journalist James Rosen.

The only good thing George W. Bush did as president was stay alive until January 20, 2009.

(Title cribbed from comments on Facebook.  Thanks, CLW.)

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Bitter Little Pill

Somebody was not paying attention in high school biology.

An Idaho lawmaker received a brief lesson on female anatomy after asking if a woman can swallow a small camera for doctors to conduct a remote gynecological exam.

The question Monday from Republican Rep. Vito Barbieri came as the House State Affairs Committee heard nearly three hours of testimony on a bill that would ban doctors from prescribing abortion-inducing medication through telemedicine.

Dr. Julie Madsen was testifying in opposition to the bill when Barbieri asked the question. Madsen replied that would be impossible because swallowed pills do not end up in the vagina.

The committee approved the bill 13-4 on a party-line vote. Barbieri, who sits on the board of a crisis pregnancy center in northern Idaho, voted in favor of the legislation. [Emphasis added.]

Damn, there go my hopes for a painless prostate exam.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Happy Holidays

In the spirit of loving goodness and holiday cheer, a preacher in Arizona has come up with the way to have a merry Christmas:

Moved by the Christmas spirit, [Faithful Word Baptist Church Pastor Steven] Anderson laid out his final solution for all those homos spreading the AIDS — execute them all, preferably before the day Christians celebrate the birth of that blessed little baby, Hallelujah!

Pastor Anderson has also prayed for the death of President Obama, took on women speaking in church, and went after the Jewish people for killing Christ.

To quote the immortal Molly Ivins, it sounded better in the original German.  Arbeit macht frei and all that.

HT to Steve Bates.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Not For The Young

Schools are supposed to teach kids to be on the lookout for people who are scary and talk about sex in an inappropriate way or ramble on about death and doom.  Apparently they do things differently in Alaska.

It’s safe to say that students at a Wasilla, Alaska high school weren’t expecting their congressman to talk to them about bull sex at an assembly Tuesday morning.

The Alaska Dispatch News reported that students and staff at Wasilla High School said U.S. Rep. Don Young (R-AK) “acted in a disrespectful and sometimes offensive manner to some students, used profanity and started talking about bull sex when confronted with a question about same-sex marriage” during his 60-minute appearance.

When one student asked Young why he thought same-sex marriage was so bad, the congressman responded: “You can’t have marriage with two men. What do you get with two bulls?” according to Wasilla Principal Amy Spargo.

Witnesses told the Dispatch News that Young’s comments on suicide also stunned the assembly, as students and staff were mourning the loss of a Wasilla student who took his own life last week. Young mentioned alcohol and depression and said that suicide shows a lack of support from friends and family, according to the witnesses.

Mr. Young has been the one and only congressman from Alaska since it became a state in 1959.  Nothing against old people, but I think it’s time he found something else to do and another place to do it.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Campaigning Via Match.com

Take a look and see if you don’t agree with Sahil Kapur at TPM that this ad is the weirdest and creepiest so far of the mid-terms.

The 60-second spot, “Dating Profile,” was released by the group Americans for Shared Prosperity, which is run by Republican millionaire and California winery owner John Jordan, according to Politico. He wants to fight back against the Democrats’ “war on women” rhetoric.

The ad features a woman who says she no longer cares for Barack Obama after she “fell in love” with him in 2008 and stuck by him in 2012 when “our relationship was in trouble.” She becomes angry, and says, “I know I’m stuck with Barack for two more years, but I’m not stuck with his friends.”

One of her gripes about Obama? “He thinks the only thing I care about is free birth control. But he won’t even let me keep my own doctor.”

Reporter Nia-Malika Henderson of the Washington Post argued that the ad had sexist undertones: “So yes, this ad is, um, strange. Probably sexist too — but mainly it’s just weird and bad. Very, very bad.”

So what I want to know is who is the Republican genius who thought that the way to win the war on women was to frame the election like an ad for Match.com?  Yeah, that’s the way.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Straight Talk

I never thought that former Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer had any kind of chance at the Democratic nomination for president anyway, but this kind of talk pretty much makes sure it won’t happen ever.

“Don’t hold this against me, but I’m going to blurt it out. How do I say this … men in the South, they are a little effeminate,” he offered when I mentioned the stunning news [about Eric Cantor losing his seat in a primary]. When I asked him what he meant, he added, “They just have effeminate mannerisms. If you were just a regular person, you turned on the TV, and you saw Eric Cantor talking, I would say—and I’m fine with gay people, that’s all right—but my gaydar is 60-70 percent. But he’s not, I think, so I don’t know. Again, I couldn’t care less. I’m accepting.”

This was after he compared Sen. Dianne Feinstein to a streetwalker.

Both sentiments were expressed in a profile of Mr. Schweitzer in the National Journal.  He has since apologized for his “stupid and insensitive remarks.”

Well, I should hope so.  His comment about Sen. Feinstein was terrible, but to suggest that Mr. Cantor is gay is an insult to those of us who are and wouldn’t want someone like him in our club.  Eww.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Friday, March 7, 2014

Mr. Popularity

That would not be John McCain.

Maybe if he stopped showing up on all those Sunday talk shows and reminding us of what a cranky warmonger he was he’d get a more charitable reception.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Ghost Writers

The American Legislative Exchange Council, aka ALEC, those wonderful folks who gave us the Arizona immigration law, voter-ID legislation, and are now trying to spread Stand Your Ground to all fifty states, had a convention in Washington, D.C. recently.  And by convention, I mean a semi-secret conclave that rounded up right-wing legislators from around the country so they could get their marching orders from the Koch brothers.  Thanks to a document dump at The Guardian, we now know that they want legislation that will penalize homeowners who save energy with solar panels.

An alliance of corporations and conservative activists is mobilising to penalise homeowners who install their own solar panels – casting them as “freeriders” – in a sweeping new offensive against renewable energy, the Guardian has learned.

Over the coming year, the American Legislative Exchange Council (Alec) will promote legislation with goals ranging from penalising individual homeowners and weakening state clean energy regulations, to blocking the Environmental Protection Agency, which is Barack Obama’s main channel for climate action.

Details of Alec’s strategy to block clean energy development at every stage – from the individual rooftop to the White House – are revealed as the group gathers for its policy summit in Washington this week.

About 800 state legislators and business leaders are due to attend the three-day event, which begins on Wednesday with appearances by the Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson and the Republican budget guru and fellow Wisconsinite Paul Ryan.

Other Alec speakers will be a leading figure behind the recent government shutdown, US senator Ted Cruz of Texas, and the governors of Indiana and Wyoming, Mike Pence and Matt Mead.

In a way, you have to admire their ingenuity.  Most state legislators aren’t experts at writing laws: it’s complicated, time-consuming, and there are all those annoyances like listening to constituents drone on and on about their petty little concerns like losing their health insurance or high utility bills.  It’s a gift to have a helpful group like ALEC come along and hand out pre-packaged and field-tested legislation that does all the right things and is guaranteed to meet with the approval of the powerful lobbyists because they wrote it.  The only catch is that they have to swear a blood oath that they will “will act with care and loyalty and put the interests of the organization first.”  That organization being ALEC, not the Constitution.

One thing ALEC doesn’t like is publicity, which to them is always a bad thing, and they hit a rough patch when it was revealed that they were behind the Stand Your Ground laws that made the news when Trayvon Martin was killed in Florida and the man responsible for his death was acquitted in part to the law.  Corporate sponsors began to run away and took their funding with them.  Once the light comes on, the cockroaches scatter.

Charlie Pierce is on to them:

Nobody has any excuse any longer. Reporters — local and national — no longer have any excuse to treat ALEC and its work product as anything more than corporate-funded propaganda designed to exist outside the imperatives of democratic self-government. Voters — local and national — no longer have any excuse that they were somehow fooled by their representatives, who were acting out of loyalty to some distant boardroom and not to the people who elected them. Democratic parties — local and national — no longer have any excuse to keep from crushing this organization in whatever new guise it chooses to camouflage itself and its agenda. That last part — the “draft agreement” by which state legislators agree to be big old ‘ho’s for the people who run ALEC — should be politically suicidal. It’s long past time to ACORN these bastards in the public mind.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Short Takes

Syria strike movement gains momentum in Congress.

Israel and U.S. held a joint missile test over Mediterranean.

NAACP meets with KKK in Wyoming.

6.5 quake hits off Aleutian Islands.

Microsoft buys Nokia.

Ariel Castro, man who held women captive in Ohio, found dead in prison cell.

Tropical Update: Still keeping an eye on these two disturbances.

The Tigers come up short against the Red Sox 2-1.

Thursday, May 23, 2013