“It’s cold in Kansas.”

“I refuse to hide under the bed.”

Bedside companions.

“Get to work.”

“Go get’em, Tigers!”

“Ah, spring break!”

“Geshundheit.”

“Spring training starts this week for the Tigers!”

“Where’s the posole?”

“What’s Yiddish for ‘bedbug’?”

“Which one of these should I shred first?”

“When does the Pontiac come home?”

“That was nice, but Christmas is over.”

“Seriously, they’re making three movies out of this little book?”

“Ho ho meow”

Day off.

“Hurricane season is over. Let’s eat.”

Checking for Black Friday sales?

We’re off to the Miami International Auto Show this weekend.

“You’ve been doing this for nine years? Maybe at some point you’ll get it right.”