Saturday, September 27, 2014

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Jon Stewart on ISIS

If you’re confused about what’s going on in Iraq and Syria — or even if you’re not — Jon explains it all for you.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Recent Unpleasantness

According to Andrew Napolitano at Fox News, the Civil War could have been avoided if Abraham Lincoln hadn’t been such a bloodthirsty tightwad and tyrant.

“Slavery was dying a natural death all over the Western world. Instead of allowing it to die or helping it to die or even purchasing the slaves and then freeing them, which would have cost a lot less money than the Civil War cost, Lincoln set about in the most murderous war in American history,” Napolitano said.

I guess the GOP isn’t the Party of Lincoln any more.

Over to you, Jon Stewart.

Friday, February 7, 2014

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Friday, October 11, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Welcome Back, Jon Stewart

He’s back and catching up on his e-mail.

After pointing out the sheer hypocrisy of the United States making an issue of another country using chemical weapons, Stewart showed several clips of pundits and Sen. Ted Cruz saying we’re going to look weak, and “that bullies and tyrants don’t respect weakness,” Stewart responded:

STEWART: Oh right! We have to bomb Syria because we’re in seventh grade! And the red line… the red line that they crossed is actually a dick-measuring ribbon.

Why does holding back look like weakness? Isn’t it maturity? It’s like when a guy’s picking on Clark Kent and he doesn’t do anything, even though he knows he could throw that guy into the sun.

I’ll tell you what would be real weakness, Clark Kent laying waste to a town because someone called him a pussy.

You know what else is weakness? Asking the advice of a plague of idiots who got the same issue completely wrong in Iraq — or as those people are known on cable… experts.

Video at the link.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Jon Stewart: “Broken Bad”

Jon Stewart looks at how the Senate deals with guns and crime.

Well, thank God for Chris Hayes, because I’m not good at math. I’m so stupid. I still think 54 votes is more than 46, because I’m a f**king idiot. But I’m pretty sure that a million is more than 3,400, and yet, to battle the evil of terror, we started two wars, tortured people, reorganized almost the entire federal government, disallowed the air trafficking of shampoo and conditioner and okay’d the robot sky killing of American citizens, if warranted by… someone.

Because one American life lost to terror is one too many, which I agree with. But it seems to me we’ll move heaven and earth to do whatever it takes to prevent weapons from falling into the hands of foreigners who might kill our citizens, because apparently we think killing our citizens, is our job.

Via C&L.

Friday, April 5, 2013

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Friday, November 30, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012