Some nutjob at Fox News (I know; redundant) wants America to take over the world.
Keith Ablow, a doctor and Fox News analyst, thinks that the United States should aggressively export its system of government to every single country on earth. What could go wrong?
In a comically unhinged column posted to Fox News’ website on Tuesday, Ablow calls for an “American jihad” in which the U.S. would aggressively move to America-ify the entire world, which totally makes sense because “the Constitution is a sacred document that better defines and preserves the liberty and autonomy of human beings than the charter of any other nation on earth.”
How would this ambitious plan work? Well, Ablow explains, “we would tie American aid to incremental changes not just in the attitudes, but in the fundamental structures, of countries. These changes would move those countries, slowly but inexorably, toward reflecting our Constitution in their own charters.” The plan would also involve doubling the budget for the CIA and Special Forces, presumably to counter any foolhardy resistance to American domination. There’s more, but you get the idea.
Ablow further expounded on his vision on “Fox and Friends” Wednesday. After listening, host Brian Kilmeade correctly noted that Ablow had “some views that need to be discussed.”
Haven’t we done that already? Coca-Cola is the world’s most recognized trademark. Mickey Mouse has fans in North Korea. They watch The Big Bang Theory in Cuba.
It’s only when we actually try to impose our form of government on other people that they get testy, like say in Iraq, or when we try to get them all to become Christians, like say in everywhere.
Give us time, Dr. Ablow; we won the world with our charm, Hershey bars, and money after World War II. Now why don’t you go off and play with your home lobotomy kit?
The columnist who advocated secession for southern states to make a new country called “Reagan” has been given the time to explore new opportunities.
Douglas MacKinnon, one of the most conservative and controversial columnists to grace the pages of a Tampa Bay daily newspaper in many a year, has been fired from the Tampa Tribune, sources tell CL.
The Trib isn’t saying anything officially. Metro Editor Dennis Joyce told CL that “It’s a personnel matter,” and refused to confirm or deny MacKinnon’s firing. But his name and work have been scrubbed off the paper’s website (On Tuesday his work was back on the site).
In all probability it’s because of the embarrassment to the paper.
That’s because of a book he’s just published in which he calls on the Southern U.S. states to secede from the rest of the country, because of the South’s more conservative stance on same-sex marriage and other rights pertaining to the LGBT community. Entitled The Secessionist States of America: The Blueprint for Creating a Traditional Values Country…Now, the book envisions a new Southern region called Reagan,after our 40th president, and would consist of Florida, South Carolina and Georgia. Not Texas, however, because, well, frankly, there are too many Mexicans there.
He and this guy are free to go off somewhere and form their own country. Hopefully on top of an active volcano.
Remember the lawsuit the Republicans were going to file against President Obama for not implementing a part of Obamacare that they wanted to repeal in the first place? Whatever happened with that?
Well, there seem to be three answers for why Boehner’s lawsuit is trapped in limbo. The first is that they never actually intended to follow through with the suit and that this was all a pre-election stunt intended to motivate the GOP base and mollify impeachment-crazy conservatives. That’s difficult to demonstrate conclusively, but it’s a satisfactory explanation for the utter lack of progress on the suit four months after its heavily hyped debut.
The second is that Republicans were actually going to file the suit, but started having second thoughts as the legal rationale fell apart and political embarrassments piled up. Key Republicans broke with Boehner by arguing that asking the courts to intervene in a separation-of-powers conflict was not the best solution, and that Congress’ best answer to executive overreach was to actually pass legislation. When the House Rules Committee held its hearing on the merits of the suit, it was discovered that one of the experts Republicans called to testify in favor of suing had previously argued unequivocally that Congress lacks standing to sue the White House.
As for the legal rationale for Boehner’s proposed action, the suit was considered a wild long shot even before the House voted to authorize it, and since then it’s only faced more and more setbacks. The most recent was turned up by Constitutional Accountability Center attorneys Simon Lazarus and Elisabeth Stein, who found a Congressional Research Service report from September that, in their view, leaves zero doubt that Boehner’s suit has no legal merit:
Although shrouded in twelve pages of fine print and protectively bureaucratic phraseology, the report’s bottom line is clear: not merely are the legal underpinnings of the Republicans’ planned lawsuit weak; the report turns up no legal basis – no “there” there – at all.
Translation: Never mind.
No one could have predicted that all the freaking out about Ebola was going to lead to overreaction and stupidity. Right.
A nurse returning to the U.S. after treating Ebola patients in Sierra Leone was rushed into quarantine in New Jersey because she showed a slightly elevated temperature. It turned out to be a false alarm and she does not have the virus. All well and good, you might say. Except for the fact that she was treated like she had knocked over a bank.
I had spent a month watching children die, alone. I had witnessed human tragedy unfold before my eyes. I had tried to help when much of the world has looked on and done nothing.
At the hospital, I was escorted to a tent that sat outside of the building. The infectious disease and emergency department doctors took my temperature and other vitals and looked puzzled. “Your temperature is 98.6,” they said. “You don’t have a fever but we were told you had a fever.”
After my temperature was recorded as 98.6 on the oral thermometer, the doctor decided to see what the forehead scanner records. It read 101. The doctor felts my neck and looked at the temperature again. “There’s no way you have a fever,” he said. “Your face is just flushed.”
My blood was taken and tested for Ebola. It came back negative.
I sat alone in the isolation tent and thought of many colleagues who will return home to America and face the same ordeal. Will they be made to feel like criminals and prisoners?
Of all the things America and Americans do well, dealing rationally with a crisis is not one of them. The proportion of freakage over Ebola based on the number of people who have actually died within our borders is depressing, not to mention the allegedly responsible representatives in both the media and politics who are exploiting it for ratings and campaign contributions. It’s a small blessing that the governor of New York has seen some light on this subject and backed off his P.O.W. approach, but it’s also scary that the go-to source for information on Ebola comes from Wikipedia.
We can make fun of the idiots in Congress who demand that the president turn to crisis over the Surgeon General, a post that is vacant because the same idiots in Congress blocked his confirmation. We can shake our heads at the people who are proud to say they’re not scientists who declaim about the pathology of the virus. We can make money off the rubes who think that they now need to add hazmat suits to their doomsday collection, but in the end all of this overreaction makes us forget that people are dying in a distant land — or in a school cafeteria — and we’re incapable of dealing with it like rational people.
A Green Bay, Wisconsin, alderman is in trouble for asking a Muslim woman if she had denounced terrorism after she wrote him to ask about bus service.
Heba Mohammad, a University of Wisconsin-Green Bay graduate, emailed Alderman Chris Wery to ask why bus service is not free on Election Day.
Wery replied to say he would look into it, and then proceeded to ask Mohammed about terrorism, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette.
“I am just curious, you are the founder of the Muslim Student Association at UWGB?” he asked in the email. “Across the country there seem to be some problems here and there with some MSA’s. I just want to be assured that your group in no way promotes or defends militant Islamic ideology.”
“Do you and the MSA condemn both of those as well as terrorist groups such as HAMAS?” he then asked.
Mohammed was taken aback by Wery’s questions and did not answer him.
“That’s kind of hurtful, to be honest,” Mohammed told the Press-Gazette.
Ms. Mohammed should have asked Mr. Wery that because he’s a white Christian, has he condemned the Ku Klux Klan? What’s his stand on lynching?
Iowa Republican Senate candidate Joni Ernst — she of the pig castration fame — says she’s ready to stand her ground.
In a newly released video from a 2012 National Rifle Association event, Iowa Republican senate candidate Joni Ernst said that she would use a gun to defend herself from the government.
“I do believe in the right to carry, and I believe in the right to defend myself and my family — whether it’s from an intruder, or whether it’s from the government, should they decide that my rights are no longer important,” Ernst said at the rally, which was held about a month after James Holmes allegedly murdered 12 people in Aurora, CO.
I get the part about defending herself against an intruder, but from the government? Does that mean she’s going to pull a gun on a cop that gives her a ticket for a busted taillight? Draw down on the census taker or the IRS?
Paul Waldman asks the same question.
The problem with this new quote is that it borders on anti-democratic. I don’t care how many times you praise the Founding Fathers or talk about your love of the Constitution, if you think that the way to resolve policy differences or personal arguments with the government is not just by trying to get different people elected or waging a campaign to change the laws or filing suits in court, but through the use of violence against the government, you have announced that you have no commitment to democracy. In the American system, we don’t say that if the government enacts policies we don’t like, we’ll start killing people. It’s not clear that Ernst meant this, but it’s fair to ask her to explain what she did mean.
There’s a real chance she could be the next senator from Iowa. Do the good people of Iowa really want someone who thinks the best way to protect themselves is by having gunshots flying?
Via Raw Story:
A conservative columnist and former aide to President Ronald Reagan called on southern states to secede and form an ultraconservative new nation named after his old boss.
Douglas MacKinnon, a former speechwriter for Presidents Reagan and George H.W. Bush, appeared Tuesday on The Janet Mefford Show to promote his new book, “The Secessionist States of America: The Blueprint for Creating a Traditional Values Country … Now,” reported Right Wing Watch.
He told the religious conservative host that southern states – starting with Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina – should leave the United States so they can implement a right-wing Christian system of government.
MacKinnon envisions other states joining, but he hopes to leave out Texas because “there have been a number of incursions into Texas and other places from some of the folks in Mexico.”
We tried that before about 150 years ago and it didn’t work out so well. Anyway, if he wants to have a country without gays and Hispanics, he can forget about including Florida. But we have other plans anyway.
Aw, Chris Christie is annoyed at hearing about poor people.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said Tuesday that he’s “tired” of hearing discussion on the minimum wage and seemed to suggest that a higher minimum wage isn’t something to “aspire to.”
“I gotta tell you the truth, I’m tired of hearing about the minimum wage, I really am,” Christie said during an event at the Chamber of Commerce in Washington, according to a recording of his remarks by the liberal opposition research group American Bridge.
“I don’t think there’s a mother or father sitting around a kitchen table tonight in America who are saying, ‘You know honey, if my son or daughter could just make a higher minimum wage, my God, all our dreams would be realized,” he added. “Is that what parents aspire to for their children?”
Well, I’m sure sorry that he’s tired of hearing about the minimum wage. What a way to ruin his perfect day. You know who else is tired of hearing about the minimum wage? The mom who has to feed a family with the money she makes earning it, or the dad who has to pay for other things besides just food and shelter such as healthcare for a child, or the guy who has to work two minimum-wage jobs to pay for the long-term care for a disabled parent.
They’re fucking tired of hearing about the minimum wage, and one of the things they aspire to is getting through the day without being lectured on how boring it is to hear about it from someone who couldn’t last a week on minimum wage.
Okay, I think we’ve reached the limit on Ebola fearmongering thanks to Mark Thiessen in the Washington Post.
Terrorists could collect samples of infected body fluids, and then place them on doorknobs, handrails or airplane tray tables, allowing Ebola to spread quietly before officials even realize that a biological attack has taken place.
Think it can’t happen? If an Ebola-infected Liberian, Thomas Eric Duncan, was able to fly to Dallas, what is to stop an Ebola-infected terrorist from doing the same? And if our health-care system was unable to handle a single Ebola patient, imagine what would happen if 50, 100 or more Ebola patients started showing up at U.S. hospitals.
And Osama bin Laden will rise from his watery grave, grow wings, and hover over downtown Miami singing “Close To You.” It will be a movie on SyFy with Dustin Hoffman and Kristin Chenoweth.
Seriously, folks; if Nigeria can contain Ebola, so can we.
From Open Secrets:
Sarah Palin’s PAC Mostly Spends Its Money on Sarah Palin.
Coulda knocked me over with a sledgehammer.
HT to J.M.G.
Once again George F. Will proves that he has no idea what he’s talking about.
He told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that the jury is still out on whether or not Ebola can be spread through the air.
“There are doctors who are saying that in a sneeze or some cough, some of the airborne particles can be infectious,” Will said.
“We’re getting used to people declaring scientific debates closed, over and settled — they rarely are.”
Yes, they are, and the doctors he misquoted said nothing of the kind. But since he sounds articulate and writes well, he’s a fucking genius on the subject.
You remember ACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, right? According to its Wikipedia entry, it “advocated for low- and moderate-income families by working on neighborhood safety, voter registration, health care, affordable housing, and other social issues. At its peak ACORN had over 500,000 members and more than 1,200 neighborhood chapters in over 100 cities across the U.S.”
It also became the target of right-wing fury because it helped people who voted for Barack Obama, and in 2009 it was targeted by James O’Keefe, convicted felon, in a heavily edited video that accused it of “voter fraud.” Thanks to the negative publicity, ACORN went out of business in 2010 and the Orcosphere won.
But just to be sure that it was dead, Congress under the GOP whooped through legislation that specifically forbid ACORN from ever doing anything again, and they’re so afraid of it that to this day they still require anyone who gets a federal grant to swear on the soul of Robert Taft that they won’t touch ACORN, even though it is dead and buried. Here’s what is included in a grant award notice received from the Department of Justice in October 2014:
Recipient understands and agrees that it cannot use any federal funds, either directly or indirectly, in support of any contract or subaward to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) or its subsidiaries, without the express prior written approval of OJP.
ACORN has been dead for four years now, but the wingnuts are so afraid of it that they still include this shit.
The power of the people must really scare them.
This is what happens when you don’t do your homework… or check Orbitz.
A member of Congress who wants to ban travel from countries afflicted by the Ebola outbreak appeared to be unaware of a key fact — that there are no direct flights between the U.S. and Liberia, Guinea or Sierra Leone.
In a Friday morning appearance on MSNBC, Rep. Dennis Ross (R-Fla.) argued that instituting a flight ban, regardless of what experts say, makes sense and said he plans to introduce a bill doing so once Congress reconvenes in November.
Since there are no direct flights between the hardest-hit nations and the United States, the Florida Republican was pressed to specifically identify which flights he wanted to impose restrictions on.
“I believe there are some flights,” Ross responded.
“There are no flights. There are no direct flights that come to the United States from West Africa. That is incorrect,” rebutted New York Times reporter Jeremy W. Peters.
Yep. Another Florida win in the Idiot Quotient in Congress.
Via the New York Times:
At least one chapter of the Ebola saga neared a close Sunday, as most of the dozens of people who had direct or indirect contact here with Thomas Eric Duncan, the Liberian man who died of Ebola, had been told by officials that they were no longer at risk of contracting the disease.
Mr. Duncan’s fiancée, Louise Troh, who nursed him in their cramped apartment while he suffered from diarrhea and who was put under state-ordered quarantine, was set to be declared Ebola-free by officials at the end of Sunday. So, too, were the paramedics who drove an ailing Mr. Duncan to a hospital and health care workers who drew or processed his blood. And a mandatory quarantine was lifted for a homeless man who later rode in the same ambulance as Mr. Duncan before it was disinfected.
The 21-day monitoring period ended Sunday and Monday for nearly all the roughly 50 people. It concludes as federal health officials are tightening the guidelines for the protective gear worn by health care workers treating Ebola patients.
Hear that, Fox News? You are free now to find something else to obsess about. Okay, how about a jihadist deliberately infecting himself and then taking the A train? Have you worked that one out yet?
A story in the New York Times revealed that American soldiers found rotting, rusting, and forgotten chemical weapons shells that the U.S. had sold to Saddam Hussein during his war with Iran in the 1980′s.
After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Mr. Bush insisted that Mr. Hussein was hiding an active weapons of mass destruction program, in defiance of international will and at the world’s risk. United Nations inspectors said they could not find evidence for these claims.
Then, during the long occupation, American troops began encountering old chemical munitions in hidden caches and roadside bombs. Typically 155-millimeter artillery shells or 122-millimeter rockets, they were remnants of an arms program Iraq had rushed into production in the 1980s during the Iran-Iraq war.
All had been manufactured before 1991, participants said. Filthy, rusty or corroded, a large fraction of them could not be readily identified as chemical weapons at all. Some were empty, though many of them still contained potent mustard agent or residual sarin. Most could not have been used as designed, and when they ruptured dispersed the chemical agents over a limited area, according to those who collected the majority of them.
In case after case, participants said, analysis of these warheads and shells reaffirmed intelligence failures. First, the American government did not find what it had been looking for at the war’s outset, then it failed to prepare its troops and medical corps for the aged weapons it did find.
No, wingnuts, this does not prove that President Bush was right about WMD’s all along. It’s roughly the same as finding an old Soviet warhead from World War II buried in a backyard in Warsaw and claiming that Mikhail Gorbachev was plotting to invade Poland.
The real crime is that the Pentagon for whatever reason decided not to train their soldiers on how to deal with the old ordnance when they encountered them, and covered up the injuries when they did.
A Republican Missouri official said that she meant “no ill intent” toward President Obama when she asked on her Facebook page if the U.S. military was able to oust the president.
In a Facebook post last week, Jefferson County Recorder of Deeds Debbie Dunnegan referred to Obama as “our domestic enemy,” according to a screenshot published by Progress Missouri.
“I have a question for all my friends who have served or are currently serving in our military … having not put on a uniform nor taken any type military oath, there has to be something that I am just not aware of. But I cannot and do not understand why no action is being taken against our domestic enemy. I know he is supposedly the commander in chief, but the constitution gives you the authority,” she wrote in the post. “What am I missing? Thank you for your bravery and may God keep you safe.”
Dunnegan, who is up for re-election in November, said that her question was taken out of context, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
“Something innocent and simple got twisted into a disaster because it’s an election,” she said. “I meant no ill intent toward the president. I meant no ill intent toward anybody.”
All she did was call for the violent overthrow of the duly elected president. It’s not like she was wondering why someone hasn’t killed him or anything. What’s the big deal?
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) mused that in the midst of concern about Ebola here and abroad, there should be someone overseeing the healthcare policy for the country.
You mean like a Surgeon General? You mean the nominee that was blocked by Republicans in the Senate?
Yeah, that guy.
No, Congressman Duncan Hunter, Jr., there are no ISIS fighters sneaking across the U.S. border.
On Tuesday night, Representative Duncan Hunter, a Republican from California, took those comments even further. Appearing on “On the Record with Greta Van Susteren,” Hunter said, “At least ten ISIS fighters have been caught coming across the border in Texas.” When Van Susteren asked how he knew that, Hunter replied, “Because I’ve asked the border patrol, Greta.”
To which the Department of Homeland Security replied:
“The suggestion that individuals who have ties to ISIL have been apprehended at the Southwest border is categorically false, and not supported by any credible intelligence or the facts on the ground,” said DHS spokesperson Marsha Catron. “DHS continues to have no credible intelligence to suggest terrorist organizations are actively plotting to cross the southwest border.”
To which Rep. Hunter replied in essence, “Well, of course they’d deny it. They don’t know what they’re doing, and besides, why should we believe anything they say?”
At this point you start looking for a large baseball bat or a sock filled with horse manure.
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback (R) is already providing the autopsy for his impending re-election loss.
“I think they so desperately want what’s happening in this state to fail that they’re shopping for a factual setting to back that up because it’s working,” Brownback said of his critics in an interview with CBN News’ The Brody File.
Brownback in recent months has found himself in serious trouble of not winning re-election due in large part to Kansas’s struggling economy and deep cuts to education. Critics have pointed specifically to the deep tax cut plan Brownback laid out two years ago and has since implemented. It’s helped create a rare opening for Democrats and now Kansas House Minority Leader Paul Davis (D) is leading in most polling of the gubernatorial race race.
Yes, do tell us how that darn liberal media cut taxes to the bone, slashed education funding, and lowered the state’s credit rating to that of the homeless guy outside the Circle K. It’s not like Gov. Brownback didn’t have four years and a hand-picked legislature to whoop through all of his Tea Party wet-dream paths to prosperity and freedom.
Following up on the previous post…
upyernoz on Ted Cruz’s tantrum over the Supreme Court’s non-decision on marriage equality:
This is the first time I have seen the term “judicial activism” for not issuing a judicial decision. So now the decision not to engage in an activity is “activist.”
I get what Sen. Cruz is up to, though. This will be part of his campaign for the presidency and once he’s over gay marriage and the Supreme Court, he’ll find another shiny object to freak out about. He knows that his base has the attention span of an Irish setter, so he has to come up with something every other day to be outraged about.
A year ago it was Obamacare, then later it was immigrant children, followed by ISIS. Next week, who knows; there’s plenty to choose from: Benghazi!, the IRS, the latte salute, playing golf, Michelle forcing us to drink water, eating dessert with a salad fork.
Republicans are never happy unless they’re trashing their shorts about something every day, and they go through their life like they have gallstones. What a miserable way to live.