Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
It’s National Free Pancake Day at IHOP.
Actually, it’s only from 7 to 10 a.m. and you will be encouraged to make a donation to charity, but hey, free pancakes.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) claims his indictment for abuse of power is an abuse of power.
It is what it is.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Impeachable: adjective — see “uppity.”
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Now that the U.S. team is out of the World Cup, how many people in America will stop pretending they like soccer?
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Maureen Dowd got stoned in Denver and writes about it.
The caramel-chocolate flavored candy bar looked so innocent, like the Sky Bars I used to love as a child.
Sitting in my hotel room in Denver, I nibbled off the end and then, when nothing happened, nibbled some more. I figured if I was reporting on the social revolution rocking Colorado in January, the giddy culmination of pot Prohibition, I should try a taste of legal, edible pot from a local shop.
What could go wrong with a bite or two?
Everything, as it turned out.
That explains a lot.
Friday, April 18, 2014
Headline on AP:
They now know what causes that.
Monday, April 7, 2014
If Obamacare is really as bad as the Republicans say it is, why would they have to make up stories about how bad it is?
Monday, March 3, 2014
Being told you’re fat by Rush Limbaugh is like being criticized for your table manners by an alligator.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Thanks to Bob and the Old Professor for a swell party last night: lots of friends from all sorts of places; theatre, the car club, school. And the food was great and plentiful.
Some news items that caught my attention this morning:
– The passengers aboard the sight-seeing ship to Antarctica that got stuck in the ice on Christmas Eve have been taken off via helicopter. There wasn’t a risk of it turning into the Donner Party; the ship had plenty of provisions, but I’ll bet they got tired of watching the live version of Happy Feet over and over.
– Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has temporarily blocked the implementation of the Obamacare contraception mandate for religious-based organizations. No, this does not apply to Hobby Lobby.
– The Northeast and New England is bracing for another heavy snowstorm and very cold temperatures.
– A federal court has permanently blocked the implementation of one of Gov. Rick Scott’s campaign promises: mandatory drug testing of welfare recipients.
– People lined up around the block all over Colorado to buy marijuana legally sold for recreational use for the first time.
– The fecal matter is impacting the ventilating device for the people involved in the George Washington Bridge lane closure incident, and starting to land on the shoes of Gov. Christie.
– The Morning Joe crew is still a bunch of Villager chin-strokers even without their eponymous host.
What are you doing today?
Thursday, December 12, 2013
I can’t remember the last time I actually cared about who would be Time magazine’s Person of the Year.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Via Raw Story:
Have a nice day.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Tomorrow. Come as you are, as you were, or as you will be.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Friday. Be here.
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Here this Friday. Bring your friends.
Monday, November 4, 2013
Stop by here on Friday and see why.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Yeah, pretty much.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
The difference between Joe McCarthy and Ted Cruz is that the late junior senator from the state of Wisconsin drank a lot.
What’s Ted’s excuse?