Monday, January 5, 2004

Yuck!

Via Atrios comes the link to the highly-caffeinated site Evil GOP Bastards and this allegation that gambling isn’t Bill Bennett’s only vice.

The nation was shocked to discover that the national scold and morality czar had lost millions at high stakes gambling. A source claiming first-hand information now reports that Casino Bill’s other vice runs to the exotic — liasons with a very buff Las Vegas dominatrix. According to our source, national-press reporters have interviewed the “beautiful domme muse mistress,” but have been reluctant to publish the story to date.

Hey, whatever spins your hat, Bill; it’s your business. But it sort of puts a kink (haha) in your morality crusade, not to mention the mental image it just gave all my readers.

[Update: I’m reminded of one of my favorite quotes from my friend, the late Jill Mikkelson: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”]