The nation was shocked to discover that the national scold and morality czar had lost millions at high stakes gambling. A source claiming first-hand information now reports that Casino Bill’s other vice runs to the exotic — liasons with a very buff Las Vegas dominatrix. According to our source, national-press reporters have interviewed the “beautiful domme muse mistress,” but have been reluctant to publish the story to date.
Hey, whatever spins your hat, Bill; it’s your business. But it sort of puts a kink (haha) in your morality crusade, not to mention the mental image it just gave all my readers.
[Update: I’m reminded of one of my favorite quotes from my friend, the late Jill Mikkelson: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”]