Sunday, March 7, 2004

Bush Ad

Just caught one of the “Steady Leadership” spots. *Snort*

It sounded like one of those ads for prescription medicine – “Ask your doctor about Zodon*…” – and about as informative. But they left out the warnings:

Side effects may include massive job loss, a sharp rise in deficits, and preemptive attacks of sovereign nations. Do not take if you are gay or if you are pregnant and wish to have reproductive choice – your civil rights could be compromised. Discontinue use after four years.

Take two Democrats and call me in January. You’ll feel so much better.

(*When my ex was a senior in high school, he used to sell “Zodon” pills to unsuspecting stoners for $1. They loved the buzz. What was it? Spell it backwards…)