Thursday, April 1, 2004

April Fool’s Day Headlines

These are real:

  • Schwarzenegger takes sexual harassment courseCNN. I thought he’d already taken this class – he sure seemed to pass the lab segment…
  • RNC opens assault on anti-Bush groups – Complaint filed with FEC alleges collusion with Kerry campaignCNN. And Tony Soprano is filing suit against the NRA for their pro-gun ads.
  • White House: Bush ‘disappointed’ in OPECCNN. “Condi, you still got some pull with those folks over at Chevron?”
  • Georgia Voters to Make Decision on Gay-Marriage Issue in FallNew York Times. Now gay cousins marrying, why, that’s a whole other matter…