You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.
Not surprised. When I go to someone’s house, the first thing I check out is their book collection, and if you followed my moving adventure last spring, you know I have over 2,000 books and other such reading matter. However, I do not correct other people’s grammar unless I’m proofreading a memo, and I’ll bet I’ve read as many trashy paperbacks as anyone out there; if you read Can’t Live Without You, you’d know that.