Tuesday, September 7, 2004

This Could Be Fun

Bill O’Reilly is contemplating a run against Hillary Clinton for the Senate in 2006.

I can imagine the debate:

Moderator: Senator Clinton, how would you bring jobs to upstate New York?

Senator Clinton: Well, I’d–

Mr. O’Reilly: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

Moderator: Mr. O’Reilly, what is your position on reforming welfare?

Mr. O’Reilly: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

Moderator: We’ll be right back after these messages from Prozac…

The article says O’Reilly would position himself as a “moderate Republican.” When donkeys fly.