Thursday, January 27, 2005

Speaking of Roosters…

As I was a few posts ago, there’s a lawmaker in Oklahoma who wants to provide domesticated fowl with sporting goods.

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) — An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

The Oklahoma legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002 because of its cruelty to the roosters, which are slashed and pecked to death while human spectators bet on the outcome.

But State Sen. Frank Shurden, a Democrat from Henryetta and a long-time defender of cockfighting, said the ban had wiped out a $100-million business.

To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.

“It’s like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear vests,” said Shurden. “That’s the same application that would be applied to the roosters.”

You just can’t make this up. God knows I try.