My very first link from Jonah Goldberg:
Wisconsin is considering allowing the hunting of cats. Not cougars or mountain lions or tigers on the loose but putty-tats: Sylvester the cat. Morris the cat. Garfield.
The aim is to prevent the mass killing of birds by cats, mostly of the feral — i.e., wild — variety. In other words, some people want to give granny a shotgun so she can kill Sylvester before he gets Tweety Bird.
I’m more of a dog guy, but I like cats. Nonetheless, a cat massacre makes more sense than you might think.
I vote we turn Jonah into a scratching post.