Tuesday, May 3, 2005


Jennifer Wilbanks planned her escape a week in advance, and yet John Mason, her fiance, still wants to marry her.

“Just because we haven’t walked down the aisle, just because we haven’t stood in front of 500 people and said our I Do’s, my commitment before God to her was the day I bought that ring and put it on her finger, and I’m not backing down from that,” Mason said.

Well, John, let me just hazard a guess here, but I’m willing to bet she’s not that wild about marrying you, and going on Fox’s “Hannity and Colmes” to discuss your future marital plans doesn’t ensure any confidence that you’re not one of the most gullible twits to walk upright.

Just a word of advice, John: get the ring back and buy a dog.