Monday, June 20, 2005

No, Really…

From the Washington Post:

Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D-Del.) said yesterday he plans to seek the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008 unless he decides later this year that he has little chance of winning.

“My intention is to seek the nomination,” Biden said on CBS’s “Face the Nation.” “I know I’m supposed to be more coy with you. I know I’m supposed to tell you, you know, that I’m not sure. But if, in fact, I think that I have a clear shot at winning the nomination by this November or December, then I’m going to seek the nomination.”

I wish to announce that I’m going to be in the Mr. Universe contest this year. I have a clear shot — I have a Speedo somewhere in my closet, and isn’t that all you need?