Tuesday, August 16, 2005

What’s Up? Gas Prices!

I last filled the tank on my Mustang two weeks ago. It was $2.399 at the Liberty station on Coral Way and 17th. Today it’s $2.599 at the same place.

Jesus H. Christ in a birchbark canoe.

If this was any other president, Congress would be holding hearings, the oil companies would be under a microscope, and the blow-dried blonde bleach jobs from Pinecrest in their SUV’s would be screaming on their cellphones to their husbands to “for God’s sake DO SOMETHING!” instead of scheduling their next botox treatment. But It’s Okay If You’re A Republican.