Well, I did it. I ordered BellSouth Fast Access Ultra DSL service. So as soon as the modem gets here, it’s aloha to dial-up except for when I travel.
I know, I know…dial-up is so 1990’s. But I’m slow to get with newfangled inventions; remember, I still have an eight-track player in one of my radios and a 1927 candlestick telephone in the living room.
Anyway, by this time next week I should be sailing along on the high-speed internet superhighway.