Saturday, January 7, 2006

Add This One to the List

Famous whoppers of the past, authors known and unknown:

The check’s in the mail.

The director has only a couple of notes.

I promise not to cum in your mouth.

I’m not a crook. – Richard Nixon

I did not have sexual realtions with that woman. – Bill Clinton

We don’t torture. – George W. Bush

And here’s the latest:

I have always acted in an ethical manner. – Tom DeLay

The one truth about that whopper is that it won’t be his last.