Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Too Easy

President Bush on Secy. Rumsfeld:

“I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision,” he said. “And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. He’s not only transforming the military, he’s fighting a war on terror. He’s helping us fight a war on terror. I have strong confidence in Don Rumsfeld.

“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

I know people who hear voices, too, but they had their medication upped another 20 mgs and now they’re fine. [rimshot]

(I know it’s a cheap shot, but when they hand you straight lines like that, you just can’t resist.)