Thursday, May 18, 2006

Pat Robertson, Meteoroligist

And now, over to Pat Robertson for the weather forecast.

In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year.


“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”

Okay… let’s see… it’s coming on to summer, the hurricane season starts June 1 and lasts through November 30, and they occasionally get earthquakes in the Pacific Northwest. Wow! The Lord speaks through the Weather Channel, too.

Actually, what the Lord said was that He wanted a large pizza with pepperoni and extra anchovies. Pat needs a new hearing aid.