Friday, June 9, 2006

What A Load of Crap

This is just dumb.

Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave’s re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave’s Greeley office.

Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave’s office but said it “wasn’t in the office doors, it was in the foyer.” Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment.

Kenney demanded an apology from Musgrave’s likely Democratic opponent, state Rep. Angela Paccione of Fort Collins.

Paccione spokesman James Thompson denied the campaign had anything to do with it.

“We find that kind of act to be completely deplorable,” he said. “We’re not in the business of dirty tricks like that. This type of thing is really out of our control, but of course we’ll do anything that we can to discourage this.”

Okay, I grant you that Ms. Musgrave is a moonbat of the first order — she’s the one behind the Marriage Protection Amendment and other lunacies — but come on. Grow up, for Dog’s sake.

Besides, everyone knows you’re supposed to put it in a bag and set it on fire so the victim will stomp on it to put it out.