Vice President Cheney will be a defense witness in the trial of Scooter Libby.
BAILIFF: Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give in the case before this court will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
WITNESS: Go fuck yourself.
JUDGE: Let the record reflect that the witness answered in the affirmative.
Blackstone would be so proud.