President Bush is speaking across the street from my office this afternoon, which explains why the traffic was clusterfucked when I walked down to the roach coach for lunch.
I found about his appearance via a conversation in the office:
Secretary: The president is speaking at the Radisson.
Me: The president of what?
Secretary: Of the United States.
Me: Al Gore is in town? Cool! Maybe I’ll go congratulate him on his Nobel Prize.
Yeah, I’m the Jon Stewart of my office.