Friday, October 12, 2007

The President In Miami

President Bush is speaking across the street from my office this afternoon, which explains why the traffic was clusterfucked when I walked down to the roach coach for lunch.

I found about his appearance via a conversation in the office:

Secretary: The president is speaking at the Radisson.

Me: The president of what?

Secretary: Of the United States.

Me: Al Gore is in town? Cool! Maybe I’ll go congratulate him on his Nobel Prize.

Yeah, I’m the Jon Stewart of my office.