Wednesday, October 17, 2007

White or Whole Wheat?

Fellow Shaker Jeff Fecke has breaking news about a noted scientist and breakfast food.

Atheists worldwide were amazed by images of toast that did not seem to resemble Charles Darwin in any way, shape, or form.

The image, said nonbelievers, was further evidence that there is no God, and that the universe is what it is by chance, not by the hand of a creator. But religious leaders were quick to counsel that the toast may be significant nevertheless.

Details appeared first on the Atheist News Service, based in Massachusetts, which specializes in irreligious broadcasts. They reported that the toast, served to Richard Dawkins at breakfast one Tuesday, did not reflect the image of the man who first advanced the concept of evolution.

I can also report that I did not see George Fox in my oatmeal this morning.

George Fox, the first Quaker