Saturday, September 20, 2008

Short Takes

Mark Foley Gets Off. No, not like that. (Eww.) He won’t face any charges for hitting on underage teenage boys when he was in Congress.

Crist Dips. Being a suck-up to a presidential candidate and using off-shore oil drilling to get onto the national ticket has its price.

Liar, Liar: More revelations about Troopergate.

Some Dream: The American Dream is home ownership. Somehow, I don’t think that the government buying up a bazillion mortgages was what we had in mind. The same people who touted an “ownership society” gave us an ownership bureaucracy instead.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Heckle and Jeckle.