– Mark Foley Gets Off. No, not like that. (Eww.) He won’t face any charges for hitting on underage teenage boys when he was in Congress.
– Crist Dips. Being a suck-up to a presidential candidate and using off-shore oil drilling to get onto the national ticket has its price.
– Liar, Liar: More revelations about Troopergate.
– Some Dream: The American Dream is home ownership. Somehow, I don’t think that the government buying up a bazillion mortgages was what we had in mind. The same people who touted an “ownership society” gave us an ownership bureaucracy instead.
– Saturday Morning Cartoons: Heckle and Jeckle.