Thursday, October 23, 2008

It’s Story Time

From the Miami Herald:

With the smell of sawdust in the air and planks of wood stacked around him, Republican presidential candidate John McCain hammered his tax cut promises and his opponent’s encounter with ”Joe the Plumber,” referencing the now famous ”spread the wealth” remark more than half a dozen times at a morning lumberyard rally.

Next week he’ll be hitting the trail with Larry the Cable Guy and Bob the Builder just to give all the other fictional characters equal time. Jared is handling the catering, the coffee will be supplied by Mrs. Olson, and Rosie the waitress will clean up any messes. Oh, and Madge the manicurist will be making sure that Sarah Palin’s nails are just perfect for the tour. Remember, “you’re soaking in it!”