Paraphrasing what I heard on NPR this morning from Joplin, Missouri, a McCain values voter:

Abortion and gay marriage! The world can go broke, but as long as we prevent that, I’ll be happy.

So if you’re homeless and eating out of a dumpster, that’s okay with you as long as you know that every sperm is sacred and somewhere in the country queers aren’t getting married? That’s just wrong.