Monday, December 8, 2008

Do Tell

Karl Rove was the most petty, vindictive, infantile, and paranoid public official to occupy an office in the White House since Richard Nixon resigned. Now he is promising to exact revenge for the rotten way George Bush was treated by the rest of the world.

In a new interview with Cox News, Rove rails against all the people in America who never “accepted the legitimacy of George W. Bush,” saying that he plans to call them out in his new book:

“There were people who never accepted the legitimacy of George W. Bush and acted accordingly,” he said.


“I’ve got behind-the-scenes episodes that are going to show how unreceiving they were of this man as president of the United States,” Rove said, adding: “I’m going to name names and show examples.”

Woo… I’m fwightened. What’s he going to do, give them all wedgies?

And I will be really pissed if I’m not on the list.