Saturday, February 7, 2009

Harshing Kellogg’s Buzz

Kellogg’s Cereals is dropping Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps after seeing the picture of him using a bong. Lee Stranahan at Huffington wants to boycott the food giant.

1) Kellogg’s is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler’s Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans

2) The Kellogg’s has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg’s products were they not wicked high.

True. The last time I ate a Pop-Tart on purpose was in 1973 after the weekly meeting of the Midnight Tokers Society at the University of Miami.

I really think it’s about time this country got over minding everyone else’s business.