Stimulated — The Senate passes the $787 billion bill; the president will sign it on Monday.
Rejected — Norm Coleman’s bid to stay in the Senate got bad news yesterday.
Testify, Karl — Rep. John Conyers will brook no more delay from Turdblossom.
Dinner on the Diamond was a little awkward this year at Alex Rodriguez Park at the University of Miami.
Vive La Difference — Straight French couples get civil unions, too.
Saturday Morning TV: What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day and the boat show?