Stimulated — The Senate passes the $787 billion bill; the president will sign it on Monday.

Rejected — Norm Coleman’s bid to stay in the Senate got bad news yesterday.

Testify, Karl — Rep. John Conyers will brook no more delay from Turdblossom.

Dinner on the Diamond was a little awkward this year at Alex Rodriguez Park at the University of Miami.

Vive La Difference — Straight French couples get civil unions, too.

Ship Ahoy — The Miami International Boat Show is in town this weekend, and so is Boatboy to take in the sights.

Saturday Morning TV: What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day and the boat show?