“Imperfect” — President Obama signs the omnibus bill with all those earmarks.
Yet another massacre — In Germany, high school boy kills 15, then himself.
Good for them and us all — the White House establishes a Council for Women and Girls.
Nuclear Feud — Florida Power & Light at loggerheads with top operator over procedure at the nuclear plant.
No Go — Shuttle launch delayed.
Barbarian at the Gate — Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) mixes it up with airport security.
“I’m a little pot-head” — Pre-schooler takes marijuana to school, which explains why snack-time became very popular.
Bye Bye Bristol — Sarah Palin’s daughter and boyfriend split up after baby was born. There; I have fulfilled my gossip quotient for the year.
Tigers Win — Tigers 7, Yankees 4 at Lakeland. Opening day is 25 days away.