Ford Mustang convertible. On a beach. With beach volleyball courts nearby so you can preen for your boyfriend in action shots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Mustang Bobby. I’m sure there’s other cars that can make the list (hmm, Volkswagen New Beetle — that bud vase is just fahhhbulous, eh?). You can even mention a few of them in comments if you wish. But VOLVO?! Doesn’t even BEGIN to make that list, yo!