Goal?

Are you watching the World Cup?

I watched about an hour of the US vs. England on Saturday, and try as I might, I can’t get excited about watching soccer on TV. I’m the same way with baseball, although for a different reason. Also, those vuvuzelas are beyond annoying. (When I was a kid we had some that we’d picked up for a buck at a college football game. They were made of cheap orange plastic and we called them “fart horns.” After a while we got tired of them and my mother wisely sent them to the trash.)