Monday, August 16, 2010

Constabulary Notes

From the Miami Herald:

A central Florida man has been charged with DUI for driving a lawn mower drunk.

Marion County Sheriff’s Office spotted Richard Paschen driving the red lawn mower with a cup of beer sitting in the cup holder Friday night. He told Deputy Gary Miller he’d had “a pretty good bit” to drink and had gotten lost on his way home. Paschen refused a breath test.

Paschen has had several DUIs and his driver’s license has been suspended.

It’s a good thing he didn’t hit a Deere.