Friday, August 27, 2010

Plans For Saturday

All the Beltway Villagers are getting excited about Glenn Beck’s megalomania festival he’s planning for tomorrow on the step of the Lincoln Memorial.

To quote the immortal Hawkeye Pierce, the instrument has yet to be invented that can measure my indifference to that event. I don’t pay any more attention to Glenn Beck than I do to the comic stylings of Howie Mandel, although I understand Mr. Mandel has a nicer haircut.

Besides, Saturday is my dad’s birthday, and that’s a far more important event than anything dreamt up by some TV personality.