[Updated]

It’s time now for another episode of One Man’s Family starring those masters of domestic bliss, John and Cindy McCain, brought to you by Beefeaters Gin and the makers of Viagra.

[Intro music under.]

Scene: At the McCain home. Sen. McCain enters, just home from work. Mrs. McCain greets him.

JOHN: Hi, honey, how was your day?

CINDY: Oh, fine, dear.

JOHN: Anything new?

CINDY: No, except I taped a video for the NOH8 campaign that makes you and your ignorant gay-bashing cronies look like complete idiots.

JOHN: That’s nice. What’s for supper?

[Uproarious canned laugh track.]

Update: Never mind. Yeah, you knew it was too good to last.