It’s time now for another episode of One Man’s Family starring those masters of domestic bliss, John and Cindy McCain, brought to you by Beefeaters Gin and the makers of Viagra.
[Intro music under.]
Scene: At the McCain home. Sen. McCain enters, just home from work. Mrs. McCain greets him.
JOHN: Hi, honey, how was your day?
CINDY: Oh, fine, dear.
JOHN: Anything new?
CINDY: No, except I taped a video for the NOH8 campaign that makes you and your ignorant gay-bashing cronies look like complete idiots.
JOHN: That’s nice. What’s for supper?
[Uproarious canned laugh track.]
Update: Never mind. Yeah, you knew it was too good to last.